when a woman in the taco bell drive-thru gets out of her car to pay for her order because her driver’s side window doesn’t roll down, i’m reminded of my mother, rhonda

when bruce willis (as john mcclane in die hard) pulls broken shards of glass out of his bloody bare feet, i’m reminded of my mother, rhonda

heart’s bad animals album (on cassette) reminds me of my mother, rhonda

wigs & hair extensions remind me of my mother, rhonda

antiques remind me of my mother, rhonda

eating chili dogs on halloween reminds me of my mother, rhonda

threatening to throw hot bacon grease in someone’s face reminds me of my mother, rhonda

obsession by calvin klein reminds me of my mother, rhonda

handwritten letters that smell like patchouli & birthday cards that smell like patchouli & christmas cards that smell like patchouli remind me of my mother, rhonda

the flarp!™ display at dollar tree reminds me of my mother, rhonda

the music video for “all i wanna do is make love to you” by heart, 

“open arms” by journey, & “don’t cha” by the pussycat dolls remind me of my mother, rhonda

florida georgia line remind me of my mother, rhonda

glitter (the 2001 mariah carey film), as well as glitter (the sparkly material) remind me of my mother, rhonda

ads for miss cleo & unpaid phone bills remind me of my mother, rhonda 

slippery nipples (the shot/cocktail) remind me of my mother, rhonda

shopko (northside) reminds me of my mother, rhonda

gallstones & gastric bypass surgery & diet pills & caffeine pills & ephedrine & “trimspa, baby!” & gerd & tums & root canals all remind me of my mother, rhonda

drive-in theaters remind me of my mother, rhonda

voice-to-text, emojis, & typos remind me of my mother, rhonda

doilies remind me of my mother, rhonda

there’s an incomplete & ever-growing list of things that remind me of my mother, rhonda

but more than anything else 

when i’m in the taco bell drive-thru & have to get out of my car to pay for my shredded chicken quesoritos because my driver’s side window doesn’t roll down, 

i’m reminded of my mother, rhonda

Josh Olsen (he/him) is a librarian and the co-editor of Gimmick Press.

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