My cats always scream at me when it’s time to feed them & I think it’s really cute, but when I stand in line at Taco Bell & scream at the cashiers? Nothing but weird, aggravated looks, like I’m some sort of asshole or something. or something.
Homeless is from New York City. He’s the author of the novel “This Hasn’t Been a Very Magical Journey So Far,” the short story/poetry collection “Please Buy This Book So I Can Feel Validated and (Finally) Love Myself,” & the full-length poetry collection “Shithead Laureate.” He’d stab his own mother in the back for a free soft taco.