One (1) Poem

My cats always

scream at me

when it’s time

to feed them



& I think it’s really cute,



     but when I stand in line 

at Taco Bell & scream

at the cashiers?



Nothing but 

weird,

aggravated

looks,



     like I’m some sort

of asshole

or something.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
or something.

Homeless is from New York City. He’s the author of the novel “This Hasn’t Been a Very Magical Journey So Far,” the short story/poetry collection “Please Buy This Book So I Can Feel Validated and (Finally) Love Myself,” & the full-length poetry collection “Shithead Laureate.” He’d stab his own mother in the back for a free soft taco.

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