My cats always
scream at me
when it’s time
to feed them
& I think it’s really cute,
but when I stand in line
at Taco Bell & scream
at the cashiers?
Nothing but
weird,
aggravated
looks,
like I’m some sort
of asshole
or something.
or something.
Homeless is from New York City. He’s the author of the novel “This Hasn’t Been a Very Magical Journey So Far,” the short story/poetry collection “Please Buy This Book So I Can Feel Validated and (Finally) Love Myself,” & the full-length poetry collection “Shithead Laureate.” He’d stab his own mother in the back for a free soft taco.
