TACO! TACO! TACO! BELL!

Brain tingles
I shake, shake bad
Need taco. No, not just taco
I need Dorito taco
I need Dorito taco in a cheesy gordita crunch
MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need packet sauce
Diablo be praised
My thoughts are Baja Blast
ME ME ME MEME ME
Pffftt blud brble akt flp
Tell me your secrets
Sweet cashier
Do you touch the crispy lettuce to your face?
HERE IS MY MONEY
THIS IS NOT MONEY
THIS IS BLOOD
I AM GOD give me tacoburritochalupa
When I die
Grind me to bits
Mingle me in beef and oatmeal filler
BEEF LOGOS AND SHREDDED CHICKEN CHRIST
STEAK SIZZLING ILLUMINATI
Mexican pizza
Cheese bean and rice burrito
Nacho cheese Doritos locos taco
Sprinkle shredded cheddar upon my nose
Beefy Frito burrito
Look into my eyes
Sweet cashier
Take my hand and dance with me upon
A sticky table
DO YOU HEAR THESE SOLID TACO TUNES????
BETTER THAN FREAKIN’ SPOTIFY
[Taco Bell is a front for the Italian Mafia]
THE DOLLAR BREAKFAST MENU
IS THE NEW TESTAMENT
Taco Bell
I have just eaten of your menu
I am satisfied beyond comprehension
Now, I must poop.
The restroom door is locked.
Both doors are locked.
Holy my goodness
What do I do?
Taco Bell!
I have no choice.
Forgive me.
[groan][squelch]
I have soiled myself in your presence.


David Sprehe types in SoIL, US.

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